Josh Gordon is Leading the NFL in Receiving Yards *drops mic*

So you mean to say he caught this pass, as well as several others?

Hey everyone, hope you’re having a nice relaxing afternoon. I don’t mean to alarm you but…JOSH GORDON IS LEADING THE NFL IN RECEIVING!

This is not a drill. This is real fucking life people.

Calvin Johnson did not change his name to Josh Gordon. I am talking about the Josh Gordon that plays for the Cleveland Browns. What I’m really trying to say is that the amount of yards he has amassed receiving this season is more than any of the other players who also catch passes. He has fourteen hundred yards receiving, and the last time I checked the rest of the Browns offense has accounted for a hundred and forty four*. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ll go back to not mentioning his name again until he gets traded to a contender next season.

* = not a precise figure